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Elon Musk Just Pulled the Plug: Tesla’s Model S and X Are Over—Only About 600 Left Worldwide!

Elon Musk Just Pulled the Plug: Tesla’s Model S and X Are Over—Only About 600 Left Worldwide!

You won’t believe what Elon Musk just did to Tesla’s original showstoppers: the Model S and Model X are officially bowing out, darling. The custom-order curtain has dropped, and there are only about 600 brand-new units left on the planet—blink and you’ll miss them.

In a nostalgic flourish, Musk posted a throwback from the 2012 Model S launch and confirmed that the final act is here. He even teased an official sendoff ceremony, calling the cars beloved. Translation: the era that put Tesla on the luxury EV map is getting a champagne toast and a graceful exit while everyone scrambles for the last few keys.

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  • Friday, April 3, 2026
  • by Electrek
You Won’t Believe How Hackers Turned Axios Into a Trojan Horse Overnight

You Won’t Believe How Hackers Turned Axios Into a Trojan Horse Overnight

Stop the presses and pass the dry shampoo: Axios, the darling JavaScript HTTP client used by practically everyone and their front-end bestie, just became the center of a supply-chain scandal. An unknown attacker hijacked the npm account of Axios’s lead maintainer and slipped out malicious releases that planted a remote access trojan—yes, a full-on RAT—right into unsuspecting installs.

Here’s the tea: late Sunday into early Monday, poisoned Axios versions hit npm before being yanked, but not before sending the security world into a group text meltdown. Huntress clocked the timing, Aikido called it “one of the most impactful npm supply chain attacks on record,” and researchers from Step Security, Socket, Endor Labs, and more started ringing alarm bells like it was New Year’s Eve.

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  • Thursday, April 2, 2026
  • by CyberScoop
OpenAI’s $122B Shockwave: The VIP Investor Guest List, eye-popping numbers, and the pre-IPO tea—spilled!

OpenAI’s $122B Shockwave: The VIP Investor Guest List, eye-popping numbers, and the pre-IPO tea—spilled!

You won’t believe how much cash OpenAI just reeled in—and which power players swarmed to snag a slice! The AI titan has reportedly closed a colossal $122 billion raise at an $852 billion valuation, the kind of number that makes even seasoned VCs clutch their pearls. All signs point to an IPO this year, and this gargantuan round looks like the ultimate runway strut toward the public markets.

Let’s dish about who showed up with the biggest checkbooks. SoftBank co-led the round alongside Andreessen Horowitz, D.E. Shaw Ventures, MGX, TPG, and T. Rowe Price Associates, with heavy-hitter participation from Amazon, Nvidia, and Microsoft. And here’s the juiciest twist: about $3 billion came from everyday investors funneled through bank channels. Plus, OpenAI is sliding into multiple ARK Invest ETFs, opening the velvet rope to a broader base of retail holders just in time for the rumored listing. Oh, and the company quietly expanded its revolving credit facility to roughly $4.7 billion—still untouched—suggesting a flex for future compute splurges and data center buildouts rather than a scramble for cash.

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  • Thursday, April 2, 2026
  • by TechCrunch
OpenAI Just Axed Sora — And the Real Reason Will Make Your Jaw Drop

OpenAI Just Axed Sora — And the Real Reason Will Make Your Jaw Drop

You won’t believe what OpenAI just did to Sora — the splashy AI video wunderkind is out, and the tea on why is piping hot. Think soaring costs, fierce rivals, and a boardroom vibe that says: enough detours, it’s time to make money.

Here’s the blink-and-you-missed-it timeline: On a single whirlwind Tuesday, OpenAI went from business as usual in the morning to full-on reset by night — scrapping Sora entirely, reversing plans to bake video generation into ChatGPT, moving a top executive into a new role, signaling the wind-down of a $1 billion Disney deal, and lining up another $10 billion from investors, pushing its latest funding round over the $120 billion mark. That’s not a pivot; that’s a pirouette with fireworks.

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  • Sunday, March 29, 2026
  • by The Verge
OpenAI Just Killed Sora: Inside the Billion-Dollar Pivot That Stunned Silicon Valley

OpenAI Just Killed Sora: Inside the Billion-Dollar Pivot That Stunned Silicon Valley

You won’t believe how fast OpenAI turned on Sora—by sunset, the buzzy video generator was toast and the plot twists just kept coming. One ordinary Tuesday mushroomed into a boardroom soap opera: OpenAI axed Sora, walked back plans to put video inside ChatGPT, began winding down a reported $1 billion Disney deal, reshuffled a top executive’s role, and still managed to line up another $10 billion from backers—pushing its latest funding round north of a jaw-dropping $120 billion. Who says tech drama doesn’t do glam?

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  • Sunday, March 29, 2026
  • by The Verge
NASA’s Artemis II Crew Isn’t Your Grandpa’s Apollo Team—Meet the Diverse Quartet Headed for a Daring Lunar Flyby!

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Isn’t Your Grandpa’s Apollo Team—Meet the Diverse Quartet Headed for a Daring Lunar Flyby!

You won’t believe who just got tapped to take NASA’s next giant leap—because this Artemis II crew looks nothing like the Apollo boys’ club. Four astronauts are set to swoop past the moon on a nearly 10-day out-and-back, and while they won’t land or even orbit, they’ll plunge farther into deep space than the Apollo trailblazers and snag jaw-dropping views of the lunar far side. Consider it the ultimate dress rehearsal for future moonwalks—with all eyes on the quartet rewriting who gets to be part of history.

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  • Sunday, March 29, 2026
  • by Associated Press
You won’t believe what juries just decided about Meta and YouTube — and the changes this could force on your favorite apps

You won’t believe what juries just decided about Meta and YouTube — and the changes this could force on your favorite apps

Pull up a chair and let me spill: two different juries just sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley, and Meta and YouTube are right at the center of the drama. In back‑to‑back verdicts, jurors found Meta liable in a New Mexico case over a platform allegedly becoming a breeding ground for predators, and then a California panel said Meta and YouTube knowingly designed addictive experiences that hurt a young woman’s mental health and failed to warn families.

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  • Sunday, March 29, 2026
  • by CNN
NASA Just Slid Axiom Space a Golden Ticket: Fifth Private Trip to the ISS Set for 2027—What’s the Real Tea?

NASA Just Slid Axiom Space a Golden Ticket: Fifth Private Trip to the ISS Set for 2027—What’s the Real Tea?

Stop the blowouts, darlings—NASA just handed Axiom Space a fifth invite-only jaunt to the International Space Station, targeting liftoff no earlier than January 2027 from Kennedy Space Center. Translation: commercial space isn’t a future fantasy; it’s today’s headline, with NASA openly treating private missions as the training ground for its next giant leaps to the Moon and Mars.

The plan is chic yet disciplined: Axiom Mission 5 will hop up for up to 14 days on orbit, though the exact launch date will hinge on ISS traffic and operations choreography. NASA officials are framing the station as the hottest showroom in low Earth orbit, where new markets and technologies get test-driven while science and outreach fuel a growing space economy.

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  • Sunday, February 1, 2026
  • by NASA
NASA Hands Axiom the Keys (Again): Fifth Private ISS Trip Teed Up for 2027—Who’s on the Guest List?

NASA Hands Axiom the Keys (Again): Fifth Private ISS Trip Teed Up for 2027—Who’s on the Guest List?

Pull up a chair, darling, because the latest space tea is piping hot: NASA has tapped Axiom Space for its fifth private astronaut romp to the International Space Station, penciled in for no earlier than January 2027 from Kennedy Space Center. Think of it as a two-week orbital getaway—up to 14 days of microgravity mingle time—pending the ever-fussy traffic patterns around the station.

And the quotes? Positively red carpet. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman is declaring commercial space the moment, not a maybe, framing these private jaunts as the rehearsal runway for future jaunts to the Moon, Mars, and beyond. Translation: today’s boutique missions are tomorrow’s deep-space blueprint, with competition sharpening and access broadening in low Earth orbit.

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  • Sunday, February 1, 2026
  • by NASA
Google’s AI Secrets, a San Francisco Showdown, and a China Connection: Ex-Engineer Convicted in Jaw-Dropping Espionage Bombshell

Google’s AI Secrets, a San Francisco Showdown, and a China Connection: Ex-Engineer Convicted in Jaw-Dropping Espionage Bombshell

Pull up a chair and let me spill it: Silicon Valley just got a scandal worthy of a soap opera. A federal jury in San Francisco found former Google software engineer Linwei Ding — also known as Leon Ding, age 38 — guilty on seven counts of economic espionage and seven counts of theft of trade secrets. Prosecutors said he siphoned off thousands of pages of confidential AI materials, the crown jewels of Google’s machine-learning know-how, and did it for the benefit of the People’s Republic of China. The verdict came after an 11-day trial before U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, and the message could not be louder: the AI arms race is real, and the stakes are sky-high.

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  • Saturday, January 31, 2026
  • by Justice.gov
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