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Jihadist Slur Backfires: Muslim Senator Beats Trump

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate race despite Trump's Islamophobic attacks, becoming the first Muslim U.S. senator.

Jihadist Slur Backfires: Muslim Senator Beats Trump
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In a political shocker that has Washington elites clutching their pearls, Democrat Abdul El-Sayed has seized Michigan’s Senate seat, overcoming a torrent of Islamophobic attacks spearheaded by none other than former President Donald Trump. The victory, a stinging slap to the GOP establishment, sees El-Sayed becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history, a fact his opponents tried desperately to weaponize. Trump’s rhetoric reached fever-pitch levels, whipping crowds into ‘Deport!’ chants and labeling the epidemiologist a ‘jihadist Muslim Brotherhood member.’ Spoiler alert: Michigan voters weren’t buying it.

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The race was dripping with betrayal and backroom drama. El-Sayed’s vanquished primary foe, Rep. Haley Stevens, performed a last-minute Judas twist, reneging on her pledge and endorsing his Republican rival Mike Rogers after a suspicious Sunday church visit. The defection, linked to El-Sayed’s criticism of Israel, exposed the bitter fractures within the Democratic party’s ranks, with pro-Israel groups dumping over $30 million in a failed attempt to sink him. It was political warfare at its most savage.

El-Sayed’s triumph is a masterclass in turning hate into fuel. His campaign, buoyed by progressive firebrands like Bernie Sanders and AOC, flipped the script on the GOP’s smear campaign. With a razor-sharp tongue, he promised to make Vice President JD Vance—one of his most vocal attackers—personally swear him into office, a delicious slice of political revenge. His retort to those using his middle name, Mohamed, became a rallying cry: ‘That’ll be Sen. Mohamed to you, bro.’

Beyond the personal vitriol, the result signals a seismic shift. Rogers, a former congressman, found himself shackled to Trump’s unpopular tariffs and a brewing war in Iran, unable to escape the shadow of the man whose rhetoric was supposed to be his weapon. Instead, El-Sayed’s unapologetically progressive message of ‘Medicare for All’ and getting ‘money out of politics’ resonated, even making inroads with disillusioned Trump voters. The takeaway is clear: in the battleground of Michigan, bigotry lost. But the real scandal is how close it came to winning.

Original article: NBC News ▸

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Jihadist Slur Backfires: Muslim Senator Beats Trump

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate race despite Trump's Islamophobic attacks, becoming the first Muslim U.S. senator.

Jihadist Slur Backfires: Muslim Senator Beats Trump

In a political shocker that has Washington elites clutching their pearls, Democrat Abdul El-Sayed has seized Michigan’s Senate seat, overcoming a torrent of Islamophobic attacks spearheaded by none other than former President Donald Trump. The victory, a stinging slap to the GOP establishment, sees El-Sayed becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history, a fact his opponents tried desperately to weaponize. Trump’s rhetoric reached fever-pitch levels, whipping crowds into ‘Deport!’ chants and labeling the epidemiologist a ‘jihadist Muslim Brotherhood member.’ Spoiler alert: Michigan voters weren’t buying it.

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The race was dripping with betrayal and backroom drama. El-Sayed’s vanquished primary foe, Rep. Haley Stevens, performed a last-minute Judas twist, reneging on her pledge and endorsing his Republican rival Mike Rogers after a suspicious Sunday church visit. The defection, linked to El-Sayed’s criticism of Israel, exposed the bitter fractures within the Democratic party’s ranks, with pro-Israel groups dumping over $30 million in a failed attempt to sink him. It was political warfare at its most savage.

El-Sayed’s triumph is a masterclass in turning hate into fuel. His campaign, buoyed by progressive firebrands like Bernie Sanders and AOC, flipped the script on the GOP’s smear campaign. With a razor-sharp tongue, he promised to make Vice President JD Vance—one of his most vocal attackers—personally swear him into office, a delicious slice of political revenge. His retort to those using his middle name, Mohamed, became a rallying cry: ‘That’ll be Sen. Mohamed to you, bro.’

Beyond the personal vitriol, the result signals a seismic shift. Rogers, a former congressman, found himself shackled to Trump’s unpopular tariffs and a brewing war in Iran, unable to escape the shadow of the man whose rhetoric was supposed to be his weapon. Instead, El-Sayed’s unapologetically progressive message of ‘Medicare for All’ and getting ‘money out of politics’ resonated, even making inroads with disillusioned Trump voters. The takeaway is clear: in the battleground of Michigan, bigotry lost. But the real scandal is how close it came to winning.

Original article: NBC News ▸

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