Haaland's Heartbreak Trophy: A Boozy Taxidermy Raccoon
After Norway's World Cup loss, Erling Haaland is spotted with a bizarre taxidermy raccoon holding whiskey, the ultimate souvenir from his viral US tour.

Forget the golden World Cup trophy. When Norwegian soccer god Erling Haaland trudged off the plane after his nation’s heartbreaking exit from the tournament, he was clutching a far more bizarre consolation prize: a dead raccoon clutching a bottle of whiskey.
That’s right, while England celebrated their victory, the internet’s favorite Viking was making headlines for his peculiar new furry friend. The “Whiskey Raccoon,” a $750 taxidermy masterpiece purchased from Dallas’s Wild Bill’s Western Store, became Haaland’s unexpected plus-one on the flight home. “It followed me home,” the striker tweeted with characteristic dry humor, later asking fans to help name his new roadkill roommate.
This isn’t just a random souvenir; it’s the perfect symbol of Haaland’s unforgettable American odyssey. Throughout Norway’s World Cup run, the Manchester City superstar fully embraced the absurdity and grandeur of the USA, transforming from a clinical goal machine into a full-blown internet meme icon. He bought cowboy hats, wore a shirt that brazenly declared “Y’all can kiss my Dallas,” and charmed a nation with his affable, slightly bewildered appreciation for all things Stateside.
“I think they are kind of hilarious, as well. They are funny. So I like the way they are,” Haaland said of Americans, proving his affinity goes beyond the pitch. His visit to Wild Bill’s, documented on his YouTube channel, wasn’t a PR stunt—it was the act of a global superstar willingly diving headfirst into tourist-trap culture. And the world loved him for it.
The raccoon itself is now a sold-out sensation, with store owner Julie Newport admitting the supplier’s taxidermist has retired, making each remaining critter a rare collector’s item. It’s the ultimate metaphor: in the wake of sporting defeat, Haaland didn’t sulk; he adopted a bizarre, booze-swilling piece of Americana. It’s a mood, a statement, and arguably the greatest World Cup souvenir in history.
While other athletes might hide from cameras after a loss, Haaland strolled into the airport spotlight with a dead animal under his arm, reminding everyone that sports are supposed to be fun—even when you lose. In an era of sterile, media-trained athletes, Haaland’s unscripted joy and quirky purchases have made him the people’s champion. His World Cup run may be over, but his legend, now forever tied to a whiskey-drinking raccoon, is only just beginning. Talk about going out in style.
Original article: USA Today ▸



